pre-boarding, which may be be thought of
as paradoxical boarding because it is part
of the boarding process it precedes.
We would like to invite anyone
who is in deep despair to board
at this time, as well as any children
traveling with overbearing parents,
invertebrates flying alone, and good
people (there's usually at least one!).
If your carry-on item is larger
than King Henry VIII's coffin,
please let us know.
Now we incite those with no
particular status to revolt
against categories.
Thank you.
We now invite White people
who believe they are
inherently superior to lift
their arms and pretend to fly
around in front of the gate here.
Okay, that's enough.
Finally, we invite those
who are acutely or chronically
tardy to board the goddamned plane.
It is truly our pleasure to serve you:
how could that possibly be true?
hans ostrom 2015
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