The Ministry of Smaller Items
asks you, citizen, to turn in all
your older keys. The large ones
that used to open castles and tombs.
The saw-toothed ones that once
ruled the world of locked doors,
commercial and domestic.
The tiny ones that opened small,
shy boxes and secret handcuffs.
Such keys cannot communicate
through air or make locks chirp,
click, or tick. They cannot read
our thoughts or leave a trail
for our dear algorithms to follow.
As our Premier has said, "Old
is dangerous. New will save us!."
Yes, we are going to need you
to turn in your keys.
asks you, citizen, to turn in all
your older keys. The large ones
that used to open castles and tombs.
The saw-toothed ones that once
ruled the world of locked doors,
commercial and domestic.
The tiny ones that opened small,
shy boxes and secret handcuffs.
Such keys cannot communicate
through air or make locks chirp,
click, or tick. They cannot read
our thoughts or leave a trail
for our dear algorithms to follow.
As our Premier has said, "Old
is dangerous. New will save us!."
Yes, we are going to need you
to turn in your keys.
2023