I have a Ph.D. in Foolish,
with specializations in
Impulsive and Awkward.
I earned a certificate in
Befuddled--and pursued
additional training in Perplexed.
"You're kind of a fuck-up,
aren't you?" I asked myself.
"Yes, yes I am," I replied,
"but you're no goddamned bargain."
hans ostrom 2013