False Autobiography

I was born with an ax in my hand.

I had lunch with Hailie Selassie.

I know how to make alfalfa soup.

For a year after my 17^th birthday, I cried blue tears when I cried.

In high school, I lettered in varsity ballet.

I have climbed the highest mountain in Paraguay.

I was once hired by Iceland to spy on Greenland.

*Although I am White, it is still obvious to me that White Supremacy

continues to devastate America like a demonic plague.

*this part is true

hans ostrom 2016