Hiram liked to piss outside in any season.
There's little reward in asking why.
It does have something to do with men.
Inquire of them. Or not.
Hiram, in socks, no shoes,
pissed outside in a rainstorm.
He said to himself,
"This is outstanding. It is right."
As urine flowed through
his cock into sodden grass
lit dimly, he thought, "One
trouble for humans is
that the universe is
absolutely precise (he
was looking at things
that could be only
what, when, and how
they were), in constant
flux, and indifferent to
human preferences.
Hans Ostrom 2012