Tuesday, August 5, 2025

Mademoiselle, Where Are Your Clothes?

Mademoiselle, 
Where are your clothes?
Should I remove mine,
Do you suppose?

You do enchant me,
My Mademoiselle.
I am inspired—
Can you tell?

Oh my dear,
Such a surprise.
I came home
And there you stood.

You stared at me
With your brown eyes.
Your nakedness
Looks very good. 

Well, here we stand,
Without a stitch. 
I do believe
We found our niche.

Oh, Mademoiselle,
Please lead the way.
I will of course do
What you say. 

Mademoiselle,
You’re so risque.
I never know
Quite what to say.

hans ostrom 2025


Saturday, July 26, 2025

Awkwardly Social

To be socially
            awkward
is to be
    existentially
comic: or, bow slightly
while shaking the hand
of an American faux patrician
because their schtick,
like a witch, turns you

into a faux British-butler.
It's something to do with
mountain origins, your pop's
disdain for urbanity, your Cubist
collage of manners and inborn
suspicion that the most

well mannered people might
be serial killers, white supremacists,
that sort of beast, & your
       certainty
that fate set you down
beyond or between customary
                                  circles:
a question of placement. Ec-centric.

You're often outside,
on the pavement, nose to the glass,
staring at a Them, who
    Know What They Are Doing.

hans ostrom 2025