Thursday, July 3, 2014
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
"What Did the Fisherman Say to the Fish?" by Hans Ostrom
1. Nothing.
2. "There you are, you little bastard, got you."
3. "You really swallowed that thing, didn't you?"
4. "My brain is more highly evolved than yours, and this is proof!"
5. "Have I caught you at a bad time?"
6. "I don't know why I fish."
7. ("'m drunk.")
8. ("How does it feel to drown in air?")
9. Nothing
2. "There you are, you little bastard, got you."
3. "You really swallowed that thing, didn't you?"
4. "My brain is more highly evolved than yours, and this is proof!"
5. "Have I caught you at a bad time?"
6. "I don't know why I fish."
7. ("'m drunk.")
8. ("How does it feel to drown in air?")
9. Nothing
Friday, June 20, 2014
Thursday, June 19, 2014
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
"First Class Boarding," by Hans Ostrom
At the airport,
the difference
between
the general-boarding area
and
the First Class one
consists of a rug
on which First Class
was stitched
by a machine.
Also a short blue nylon band
suggests a barrier
between
the two areas.
These things we do.
These distinctions we make.
hans ostrom 2014
the difference
between
the general-boarding area
and
the First Class one
consists of a rug
on which First Class
was stitched
by a machine.
Also a short blue nylon band
suggests a barrier
between
the two areas.
These things we do.
These distinctions we make.
hans ostrom 2014
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
"Thinking at a Funeral," by Hans Ostrom
It's sad to think that those little
private,unfounded beliefs (blue underwear
will bring me luck)will die
with each of us,
along with the complex cultures
we create in our minds, whereas something
truly silly like labeling water H-2-0
will persist indefinitely. I was
thinking this at a funeral when
I was supposed to be listening
to a "friend" of the deceased
talk almost exclusively about
himself, not the life of
the dead man. Dear Lord:
there are over 7 billion
vagabond human minds on Earth;
please advise.
hans ostrom 2014
private,unfounded beliefs (blue underwear
will bring me luck)will die
with each of us,
along with the complex cultures
we create in our minds, whereas something
truly silly like labeling water H-2-0
will persist indefinitely. I was
thinking this at a funeral when
I was supposed to be listening
to a "friend" of the deceased
talk almost exclusively about
himself, not the life of
the dead man. Dear Lord:
there are over 7 billion
vagabond human minds on Earth;
please advise.
hans ostrom 2014
Wednesday, June 4, 2014
Monday, June 2, 2014
Sunday, June 1, 2014
Saturday, May 31, 2014
Friday, May 30, 2014
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Monday, May 19, 2014
Sunday, May 18, 2014
Saturday, May 17, 2014
Friday, May 16, 2014
"Weak Days," by Hans Ostrom
Sunday was a damned done-day,
if you ask me, and you didn't.
Monday was a numb-day.
Wednesday? What a clot
of consonants. That mid-
dumb-day did not
find me inconsolable.
But still. Thursday,
a blur's day. Tues,
the Blues, an out-of-
order cruise. Fly-Day
night, I saw old pals
getting buzzed and sat
there in a corner like
a spider that's lost
its appetite. Saturday
always seems to want
to perform like
an Ur-Day. Academics
used to like to add
Ur to words. They're
always doing shit like that.
Also,there's always a missing
day in every week. It's that
one on which we do
exactly what we're
supposed to do.
Thursday, May 15, 2014
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
Monday, May 12, 2014
Friday, May 9, 2014
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Sunday, May 4, 2014
Saturday, May 3, 2014
"A Well, and the Cherry Trees, Swaying," by Alexey Tolstoy
Alexey Tolstoy's father was a distant relative of Leo Tolstoy.
Friday, May 2, 2014
Thursday, May 1, 2014
Wednesday, April 30, 2014
"Crow Installation," by Hans Ostrom
A crow had crapped
on a gray sidewalk
this morning:
a big blopping dollop
of liquid in a heart-shape.
A gray-green dominated
this installation
of public art, with
undertones of blue-black
and a swirl of white:
fantastic! The consistency
was that of diluted
acrylic paint.
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on a gray sidewalk
this morning:
a big blopping dollop
of liquid in a heart-shape.
A gray-green dominated
this installation
of public art, with
undertones of blue-black
and a swirl of white:
fantastic! The consistency
was that of diluted
acrylic paint.
hans ostrom
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
"Look Younger With Natural Ingredients," by Hans Ostrom
Look younger
with natural ingredients. Look
natural with younger
ingredients. Eliminate
bags and wrinkles. Bag
those wrinkles in
wrinkled bags. Yeah,
you're going to look
younger, according
to yourself. To others,
you'll look the age
you are; still.
People you're
attracted to won't
be attracted to you:
nothing new.
But you'll feel younger.
Briefly. Maybe. Give it a try!
Four easy payments. Shipping
and handling not included.
hans ostrom 2014
with natural ingredients. Look
natural with younger
ingredients. Eliminate
bags and wrinkles. Bag
those wrinkles in
wrinkled bags. Yeah,
you're going to look
younger, according
to yourself. To others,
you'll look the age
you are; still.
People you're
attracted to won't
be attracted to you:
nothing new.
But you'll feel younger.
Briefly. Maybe. Give it a try!
Four easy payments. Shipping
and handling not included.
hans ostrom 2014
Monday, April 28, 2014
"Now That Phones Are With Them," by Hans Ostrom
("Is this a good time to call?" --Old Saying)
Now that phones are with them,
everywhere and always,
it is always
and never a good time to call. Life,
a series of interruptions,
has become a shattered series
of interrupted, re-continued,
dis-directed ruptures. Like
a batty princess to a frog,
people speak loudly at something
in their palms. Confused
courtiers look on.
One hand's fingers
tap like spiders' legs
on plasti-glass surfaces.
Apps become vats
into which to pour
attention. Heads bent,
faces slack, eyes distracted:
people's minds leave their
bodies to go to that other space,
that cloud which is forever
and presently calling.
--hans ostrom 2014
Now that phones are with them,
everywhere and always,
it is always
and never a good time to call. Life,
a series of interruptions,
has become a shattered series
of interrupted, re-continued,
dis-directed ruptures. Like
a batty princess to a frog,
people speak loudly at something
in their palms. Confused
courtiers look on.
One hand's fingers
tap like spiders' legs
on plasti-glass surfaces.
Apps become vats
into which to pour
attention. Heads bent,
faces slack, eyes distracted:
people's minds leave their
bodies to go to that other space,
that cloud which is forever
and presently calling.
--hans ostrom 2014
Friday, April 25, 2014
Thursday, April 24, 2014
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
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