I was born with an ax in my hand.
I had lunch with Hailie Selassie.
I know howto make alfalfa soup.
For a year after my 17th birthday, I cried blue tears when I cried.
In high school, I lettered in varsity ballet.
I have climbed the highest mountain in Paraguay.
I was once hired by Iceland to spy on Greenland.
continues to devastate America like a demonic plague.
*this part is true
hans ostrom 2016